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  • United Kingdom

    Lord North, much reduced by a long illness, thanked his physician for introducing him to some old acquaintances.

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  • United States

    Freddy: Father, what is an egotist?

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  • United States

    “Great news, old man. I’m engaged to a beautiful woman and an intelligent one.”

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  • United States

    “I was coming over to see you last night.”

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  • United States

    "Tell me, does your husband snore?" "Oh, yes, indeed--so delightfully." "What?"

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  • United States

    The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. "The subject here limps," he explained, "because one leg is shorter than the other." He addressed one of the students: "Now, Mr. Snead, what would you do in such a case?"

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  • United States

    Mother (to child who has been naughty): "Aren't you rather ashamed of yourself?"

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  • United Kingdom

    He. "What pretty hair that Miss Dashwood has: like spun gold!"

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  • United States

    “Are you engaged to him?” “Yes,” answered the prudent girl. “But I have requested time to verify reports on his title and fortune.”

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  • United States

    “What did you do when you worked at the sawmills?”

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  • United States

    “Did you know I was a life-saver last summer?”

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  • United Kingdom

    A lady asked her butler how best to keep a cask of small beer from spoiling.

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