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Lord North, much reduced by a long illness, thanked his physician for introducing him to some old acquaintances.

Who are they? asked the doctor. My ribs, said his lordship. I had not felt them for years.

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Freddy: Father, what is an egotist?

An egotist, my son, is a man who tells you those things about himself which you intended to tell him about yourself.

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“Great news, old man. I’m engaged to a beautiful woman and an intelligent one.”

“Fine! Which one are you going to marry?”

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“I was coming over to see you last night.”

“I wish you had; I wasn’t home.”

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"Tell me, does your husband snore?" "Oh, yes, indeed--so delightfully." "What?"

"Yes, really--he's so musical you know, his voice is baritone, he only snores operatic bits, mostly Aida."

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The instructor in the Medical College exhibited a diagram. "The subject here limps," he explained, "because one leg is shorter than the other." He addressed one of the students: "Now, Mr. Snead, what would you do in such a case?"

Young Snead pondered earnestly and replied with conviction: "I fancy, sir, that I should limp, too."

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